Kipnelwab is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, overgenerous dragon.

Kipnelwab created the universe seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Kipnelwab, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kipnelwab, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Kipnelwab's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Kipnelwab's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear indigo rings.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics near moths while wearing blue skirts and balancing nine zinc spheres on your head.

5. Never think about dark matter near shrews while wearing fawn ear rings and balancing three tin spheres on your feet.