Dossmigstiplat Fenbomxucpigfon is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, all-knowing hyena.

Dossmigstiplat Fenbomxucpigfon created the Large Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Dossmigstiplat Fenbomxucpigfon, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dossmigstiplat Fenbomxucpigfon, she will turn you into a slug.

Dossmigstiplat Fenbomxucpigfon's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Dossmigstiplat Fenbomxucpigfon's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Dossmigstiplat Fenbomxucpigfon in the centre of the settlement.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near goats while wearing orange shoes and balancing three gold spheres on your face.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.