Rotwanpad Weehunster is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, humorless gnu.

Rotwanpad Weehunster created viruses nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rotwanpad Weehunster, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rotwanpad Weehunster, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Rotwanpad Weehunster's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Rotwanpad Weehunster's Holy Commandments

1. Rotwanpad Weehunster loves mice, so they must be respected.

2. Do not leap in public.

3. Never mention sharks.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not commit murder.