Jabnuttpib is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, impressive porpoise.

Jabnuttpib created silver seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Jabnuttpib, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jabnuttpib, he will turn you into a puffin.

Jabnuttpib's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Jabnuttpib's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never think ill of sick swans.

3. Never sing in the presence of horses.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Jabnuttpib.