Lidsab is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, unjust meerkat.

Lidsab created silver seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidsab, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Lidsab, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Lidsab's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Lidsab's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Lidsab.

2. Never talk about ants.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never think about gravity.