Hakfobhig is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, dishonest pigeon.

Hakfobhig created a photon two million years ago.

If you believe in Hakfobhig, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hakfobhig, it will refuse to believe in you.

Hakfobhig's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Hakfobhig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never think about thermodynamics near porpoises while wearing fawn scarves and balancing eight nickel spheres on your chest.

3. Do not eat rice.

4. You must pray to Hakfobhig three times a day.

5. Never eat green fruit.