Tamdutnibfag is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, all-powerful hare.

Tamdutnibfag created matter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tamdutnibfag, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tamdutnibfag, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Tamdutnibfag's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Tamdutnibfag's Holy Commandments

1. Tamdutnibfag loves ants, so they must be honoured.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never think about dark energy near turtles while wearing gray coats and balancing five iron spheres on your neck.

4. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.