Veenvidbut is a god.
He takes the form of a small, weak
lobster.
Veenvidbut created the Virgo Supercluster three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Veenvidbut, he will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Veenvidbut, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.
Veenvidbut's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.
Veenvidbut's Holy Commandments1. Never wear fawn hats.
2. Do not kill eagles.
3. Never leap near dogs.
4. Do not stand on grass.
5. Do not speak about strawberries.