Miplarpcip Dumparkgep Tiglenmit is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, wise fish.

Miplarpcip Dumparkgep Tiglenmit created Africa four billion years ago.

If you believe in Miplarpcip Dumparkgep Tiglenmit, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Miplarpcip Dumparkgep Tiglenmit, she will turn you into a rat.

Miplarpcip Dumparkgep Tiglenmit's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Miplarpcip Dumparkgep Tiglenmit's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not keep three ducks in a large pit.

3. Always help sick otters.

4. You must pray to Miplarpcip Dumparkgep Tiglenmit nine times a day.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.