Kommilhad is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, resourceful mink.

Kommilhad created vertebrates four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kommilhad, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kommilhad, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Kommilhad's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Kommilhad's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.

5. Never talk about shrews.
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