Mutrillrilsand is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, omnipotent centipede.

Mutrillrilsand created energy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Mutrillrilsand, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mutrillrilsand, he will turn you into a sheep.

Mutrillrilsand's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Mutrillrilsand's Holy Commandments

1. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.

2. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Mutrillrilsand in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never sprint near goats.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never talk about fire.