Gebpibzak is a god.
He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, witless
unicorn.
Gebpibzak created life two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gebpibzak, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Gebpibzak, he will turn you into a duck.
Gebpibzak's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.
Gebpibzak's Holy Commandments1. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Gebpibzak on top of all buildings.
2. Hide from purple seals for they are unholy.
3. Do not drink alcohol.
4. Never talk about gravity.
5. Do not hurt goats.