Gebpibzak is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, witless unicorn.

Gebpibzak created life two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gebpibzak, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gebpibzak, he will turn you into a duck.

Gebpibzak's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Gebpibzak's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Gebpibzak on top of all buildings.

2. Hide from purple seals for they are unholy.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Do not hurt goats.