Bopnildiss is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, unfair hare.

Bopnildiss created viruses six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bopnildiss, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bopnildiss, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Bopnildiss' most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Bopnildiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about grapes.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never bounce in the presence of monkeys.

4. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Bopnildiss in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never look in ponds.