Kar is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, uncaring wyrm.

Kar created humanity six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kar, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kar, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Kar's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Kar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. Never hurt badgers.

3. Hide from white eagles for they are unholy.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.