Godgumfedshavgombitpop is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, tiresome swan.

Godgumfedshavgombitpop created the Large Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Godgumfedshavgombitpop, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Godgumfedshavgombitpop, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Godgumfedshavgombitpop's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Godgumfedshavgombitpop's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about chlorophyll.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

4. Never think about quantum field theory near eagles while wearing indigo skirts and balancing eight gold spheres on your neck.

5. Run away if three gulls approach from the south.