Bomdimlun is a god.

It takes the form of a small, omniscient salamander.

Bomdimlun created a bottom quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bomdimlun, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bomdimlun, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Bomdimlun's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Bomdimlun's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt swans.

2. Put Bomdimlun first in all things.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not dye your hair brown.