Sit is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, idiotic monkey.

Sit created the Sombrero Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sit, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sit, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Sit's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Sit's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Always stare at clouds.