Quartdabdut is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, vain cat.

Quartdabdut created the Virgo Supercluster four million years ago.

If you believe in Quartdabdut, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Quartdabdut, it will try to impress you with trees.

Quartdabdut's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Quartdabdut's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three voles approach from the west.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force near eagles while wearing orange corsets and balancing five iron spheres on your neck.

3. Do not take Quartdabdut's name in vain.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never think about black holes.