Nildubdub is a god.
She takes the form of a fat, all-knowing
goat.
Nildubdub created an atom seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Nildubdub, she will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Nildubdub, she will turn you into a slug.
Nildubdub's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.
Nildubdub's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.
2. Always help sick capybaras.
3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
5. Never go into red rooms.