Wotminyatt is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, awe-inspiring yak.

Wotminyatt created the Sunflower Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wotminyatt, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Wotminyatt, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Wotminyatt's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Wotminyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not hurt shrews.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never look in ponds.