Tikrawged is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, slow rhinoceros.

Tikrawged created the Sun six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tikrawged, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tikrawged, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Tikrawged's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Tikrawged's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Badgers are not to be trusted.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never think about fluid mechanics near cats while wearing indigo stockings and balancing three silver spheres on your face.