Bissvonhig is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, moody jellyfish.

Bissvonhig created oxygen eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bissvonhig, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bissvonhig, it will be very sad.

Bissvonhig's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Bissvonhig's Holy Commandments

1. Put Bissvonhig first in all things.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Respect your elders.