Wiklimwot is a god.
It takes the form of a chunky, unjust
troll.
Wiklimwot created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Wiklimwot, it will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Wiklimwot, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.
Wiklimwot's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.
Wiklimwot's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear titanium on your body.
2. Always treat porpoises with great respect.
3. Never leap in the presence of tapirs.
4. Do not drink water in gray rooms.
5. Always stare at clouds.