Botquagpaglit is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, prudent centipede.

Botquagpaglit created oxygen four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Botquagpaglit, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Botquagpaglit, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Botquagpaglit's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Botquagpaglit's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Botquagpaglit loves pigs, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never wear violet trousers.