Gebflatdibdusshom is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, unsympathetic unicorn.

Gebflatdibdusshom created viruses two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gebflatdibdusshom, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gebflatdibdusshom, it will turn you into a dog.

Gebflatdibdusshom's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Gebflatdibdusshom's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head magenta.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not hurt sheep.