Gebflatdibdusshom is a god.
It takes the form of a blubbery, unsympathetic
unicorn.
Gebflatdibdusshom created viruses two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gebflatdibdusshom, it will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Gebflatdibdusshom, it will turn you into a dog.
Gebflatdibdusshom's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.
Gebflatdibdusshom's Holy Commandments1. Never paint your head magenta.
2. Always stare at clouds.
3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
4. Fast once a month.
5. Do not hurt sheep.