Tadbafjen is a god.
She takes the form of a huge, humorless
goat.
Tadbafjen created bats five million years ago.
If you believe in
Tadbafjen, she will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Tadbafjen, she will not care at all.
Tadbafjen's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.
Tadbafjen's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to music.
2. Show mercy to disobedient children.
3. Do not dye your hair yellow.
4. Do not stand on grass.
5. Always treat rats with great respect.