Tadbafjen is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, humorless goat.

Tadbafjen created bats five million years ago.

If you believe in Tadbafjen, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tadbafjen, she will not care at all.

Tadbafjen's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Tadbafjen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not dye your hair yellow.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always treat rats with great respect.