Jigcatteen is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, idiotic horse.

Jigcatteen created dark energy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jigcatteen, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Jigcatteen, it will strike you with lightening.

Jigcatteen's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Jigcatteen's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Jigcatteen in the centre of the settlement.

2. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never talk about quantum gravity.

4. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Jigcatteen in the centre of the settlement.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Jigcatteen.