Damcethab is a god.
It takes the form of a slender, deceitful
otter.
Damcethab created humankind four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Damcethab, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Damcethab, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.
Damcethab's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.
Damcethab's Holy Commandments1. Worship no other gods but Damcethab.
2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near otters while wearing cyan tights and balancing nine nickel spheres on your legs.
3. Do not speak about peanuts.
4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
5. Do not listen to music.