Flylitced is a god.
He takes the form of a rotund, self-confident
wren.
Flylitced created an up quark three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Flylitced, he will approve.
If you do not believe in
Flylitced, he will curse you with boils.
Flylitced's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.
Flylitced's Holy Commandments1. Do not hurt rats.
2. Run away from brown porpoises, for they are unholy.
3. Never eat bark.
4. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.