Flylitced is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, self-confident wren.

Flylitced created an up quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flylitced, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Flylitced, he will curse you with boils.

Flylitced's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Flylitced's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt rats.

2. Run away from brown porpoises, for they are unholy.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.