Dittagfom is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, humane pigeon.

Dittagfom created the universe seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dittagfom, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dittagfom, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Dittagfom's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Dittagfom's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.