Yikflamcet is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, compassionate salamander.

Yikflamcet created a down quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Yikflamcet, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yikflamcet, it will come to you in dreams.

Yikflamcet's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Yikflamcet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep five squirrels in a large pit.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always treat snakes with great respect.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.