Hinquatspag is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, cheerful mouse.

Hinquatspag created a Higgs boson five billion years ago.

If you believe in Hinquatspag, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hinquatspag, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Hinquatspag's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Hinquatspag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help otters in need.

2. Hinquatspag must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Worship no other gods but Hinquatspag.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.