Wabdussbod is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, witty snake.

Wabdussbod created a quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wabdussbod, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Wabdussbod, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Wabdussbod's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Wabdussbod's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from cyan snakes, for they are unholy.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.