Sanvonktam is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, grumpy gerbil.

Sanvonktam created energy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sanvonktam, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sanvonktam, he will destroy your home planet.

Sanvonktam's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Sanvonktam's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine dolphins approach from the west.

2. Sanvonktam loves snails, so they must be respected.

3. Do not kill eagles.

4. Always help birds in need.

5. Do not chop down trees.