Sugwan is a god.

She takes the form of a small, humane wyrm.

Sugwan created Africa eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sugwan, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sugwan, she will turn you into a sheep.

Sugwan's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Sugwan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.

2. Run away from turquoise pigs, for they are unholy.

3. Never go into indigo rooms.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sugwan.

5. Never pour water over plants.