Tadcissfid is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, quiet badger.

Tadcissfid created an electron six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tadcissfid, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tadcissfid, it will turn you into a mole.

Tadcissfid's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Tadcissfid's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Run away if six aardvarks approach from the south.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Worship no other gods but Tadcissfid.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.