Paspigdid is a god.

She takes the form of a small, confident jellyfish.

Paspigdid created viruses four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Paspigdid, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Paspigdid, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Paspigdid's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Paspigdid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Do not drink water in black rooms.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.