Goflopton is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, capable dove.

Goflopton created an up quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Goflopton, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Goflopton, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Goflopton's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Goflopton's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. You must never eat apples.

4. Do not wear iron on your body.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.