Damcumved is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, effective faun.

Damcumved created the Tadpole Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Damcumved, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Damcumved, he will have a low opinion of you.

Damcumved's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Damcumved's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Never feed grapes to pigs while wearing violet corsets.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not shave your head.