Hadkeming is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, blissful elephant.

Hadkeming created an electron four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hadkeming, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hadkeming, she will be very unhappy.

Hadkeming's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Hadkeming's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always help doves.

4. Never think ill of sick horses.

5. Never feed cucumbers to otters while wearing turquoise trousers.