Sigsafbet is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, all-powerful dove.

Sigsafbet created the universe nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sigsafbet, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sigsafbet, he will ignore you.

Sigsafbet's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Sigsafbet's Holy Commandments

1. Always help manatees in need.

2. Always look after injured aardvarks.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never point your hands toward the south during prayer.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.