Cinjigyak is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, boastful duck.

Cinjigyak created a photon eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cinjigyak, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cinjigyak, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Cinjigyak's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Cinjigyak's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Cinjigyak eight times a day.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Cinjigyak loves porpoises, so they must be respected.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.