Gidgofyart is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, amazing toad.

Gidgofyart created the cosmos five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gidgofyart, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gidgofyart, he will turn you into a snail.

Gidgofyart's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Gidgofyart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

2. Do not kill otters.

3. Never go into turquoise rooms.

4. You must love Gidgofyart.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.