Vagwadtipjarn is a god.
It takes the form of a heavy, grumpy
horse.
Vagwadtipjarn created the Virgo Supercluster five million years ago.
If you believe in
Vagwadtipjarn, it will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Vagwadtipjarn, it will ignore you and hope you go away.
Vagwadtipjarn's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.
Vagwadtipjarn's Holy Commandments1. Hide from cyan voles for they are unholy.
2. Never run in holy places.
3. Vagwadtipjarn loves snakes, so they must be honoured.
4. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Vagwadtipjarn in the centre of the settlement.
5. Never talk about galaxies.