Zagdobtigcedxenbopnatrutt Hasrowvon is a god.

He takes the form of a small, egotistical dragonfly.

Zagdobtigcedxenbopnatrutt Hasrowvon created a strange quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zagdobtigcedxenbopnatrutt Hasrowvon, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Zagdobtigcedxenbopnatrutt Hasrowvon, he will turn you into a plant.

Zagdobtigcedxenbopnatrutt Hasrowvon's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Zagdobtigcedxenbopnatrutt Hasrowvon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair brown.

2. Never feed spinach to dogs while wearing white rings.

3. Do not wear gold on your body.

4. Never think about spacetime near cats while wearing black corsets and balancing three aluminium spheres on your legs.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.