Begwitnull Logdosstarp is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, proud fairy.

Begwitnull Logdosstarp created an atom twelve years ago.

If you believe in Begwitnull Logdosstarp, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Begwitnull Logdosstarp, it will turn you into a mole.

Begwitnull Logdosstarp's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Begwitnull Logdosstarp's Holy Commandments

1. Begwitnull Logdosstarp loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

2. Never think about optics near tapirs while wearing violet trousers and balancing seven tin spheres on your feet.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Begwitnull Logdosstarp.