Vagbonnill is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, flying jackal.

Vagbonnill created water eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Vagbonnill, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vagbonnill, he will turn you into a tree.

Vagbonnill's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Vagbonnill's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Vagbonnill in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.