Stiphunbit is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, temperamental butterfly.

Stiphunbit created humankind three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stiphunbit, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Stiphunbit, it will have a low opinion of you.

Stiphunbit's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Stiphunbit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Stiphunbit.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Stiphunbit.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never wear pink shorts.