Midlim is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, happy dragon.

Midlim created a Higgs boson four years ago.

If you believe in Midlim, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Midlim, it will turn you into a puffin.

Midlim's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Midlim's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear green scarves.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Hide from orange hamsters for they are unholy.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.