Jigbogced is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, clever finch.

Jigbogced created Mount Everest four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jigbogced, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Jigbogced, she will jump up and down on your head.

Jigbogced's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Jigbogced's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from black badgers for they are unholy.

2. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Worship no other gods but Jigbogced.

4. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.

5. Always help sick frogs.