Cumfumgeb is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, stupid owl.

Cumfumgeb created the Milkyway nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cumfumgeb, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cumfumgeb, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Cumfumgeb's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Cumfumgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat tomatoes.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Never paint your head fawn.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cumfumgeb.