Kapfigfig Camfaglog Leglabraw is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, quiet yak.

Kapfigfig Camfaglog Leglabraw created tapeworms four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kapfigfig Camfaglog Leglabraw, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Kapfigfig Camfaglog Leglabraw, it will have a low opinion of you.

Kapfigfig Camfaglog Leglabraw's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Kapfigfig Camfaglog Leglabraw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Feed all hungry goats.

3. Always look after injured manatees.

4. You must pray to Kapfigfig Camfaglog Leglabraw seven times a day.

5. Do not commit murder.